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audio; un: kingofavidya

[pricelesstears]

[ When the voice memo starts, it sounds like Jouno has been talking to his phone for a while. The words are all slightly slurred; it's clear that he's been drinking some. ] -- and he said no? I didn't even think he knew how to say no. Really, I'm impressed when he manages anything more than grunting. He's so stupid. Did you know he eats whole eggs raw? With the shell still on? Worse yet, I kiss that, and I'm kind of mad that I'm not kissing him? This is your fault, you know. Had I not slept with you, he wouldn't be having this little hissy fit. But really, what gives him the right? It's not like we have any sort of deal going on where we're not allowed to sleep with other people. I slept with other people back home and it was fine -- although, I guess that was more rare considering how busy we were? And it was always easier to do him, since he was right there, and ugh. What the hell? No, don't send-- [ Unfortunately, as he says send, his phone takes it as a voice command to do just that. Enjoy your drunken Jouno message, Yosano! ]

text | un: caduceus

[flawful]

I have a question.

Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!